I suffer from a severe illness known as separation deficiency: I just cannot accept to be parted from all my stuff. All my beautiful clothes, bags, accessories, decorations and stationery items are in fact scattered across Europe, and there is only so much I can carry with me when I move from a country to another (England, Italy and France so far) and I anticipate the jolly moment when me and the boyfriend will own our house and I will be reunited with my all my precious.





 [A pretty accurate representation of myself when it comes to choosing which things I should bring with me and what is to be left behind]. 
I cannot possibly own 5 wardrobes and 3 shoe cupboards at the age of 21, and my love for fabulous stationery will eventually tear me apart. Thinking of my imminent move to France, I purchased a couple of lovely handbooks by paperblanks to write my university notes on, and I only just realised that each one of them weights half a kilo!! 
[Just a few of Paperblank’s lovely handbooks and diaries!]
What am I supposed to do with my WW2 tanks collection, my fine china Japanese tea set, my paintings and all my books?  Am I really supposed to fit all my primary needs inside a suitcase that should weight no more than 23kg? 
Dear Arline,
Fuck you.
Kind regards,
Sim.

I suffer from a severe illness known as separation deficiency: I just cannot accept to be parted from all my stuff. All my beautiful clothes, bags, accessories, decorations and stationery items are in fact scattered across Europe, and there is only so much I can carry with me when I move from a country to another (England, Italy and France so far) and I anticipate the jolly moment when me and the boyfriend will own our house and I will be reunited with my all my precious.

 [A pretty accurate representation of myself when it comes to choosing which things I should bring with me and what is to be left behind]. 

I cannot possibly own 5 wardrobes and 3 shoe cupboards at the age of 21, and my love for fabulous stationery will eventually tear me apart. Thinking of my imminent move to France, I purchased a couple of lovely handbooks by paperblanks to write my university notes on, and I only just realised that each one of them weights half a kilo!

[Just a few of Paperblank’s lovely handbooks and diaries!]

What am I supposed to do with my WW2 tanks collection, my fine china Japanese tea set, my paintings and all my books?  Am I really supposed to fit all my primary needs inside a suitcase that should weight no more than 23kg

Dear Arline,

Fuck you.

Kind regards,

Sim.

I am moving to France, Bitch!

I am mad with excitement, for today has been a very jolly dayAfter weeks filled with frustration and anxiety, I found out that my very ill boyfriend has no horrific-infective-lethal disease whatsoever and will therefore meet me in Strasbourg for lots of kinky sex coffee and cake on August 27. 

Upon hearing such great news, I conceived that the best way of celebrating was to go shopping and buy lots of kinky underwear in a variety of bright colours -although as I mentioned here, none of that will last very long-.

More good news:

  • I finally got my certificate in Foreign Language Teaching;
  • Thanks to a friend, I found out about French law which states that a guarantor cannot be refused based on his nationality (so screw all those who demand a French guarantor);

Now, all my concerns and worries can be focused on the amount of dresses and handbags to cram in my suitcase and which day is it best to do my weekly body scrub. I can’t even believe I can go back to sitting and day-dreaming like a little girl, for it’s a feeling I haven’t had in a long while.

And here is a picture of me and my best friend, lover and companion, taken during a tri  to Kenilworth Castle, because we’re just the most awesome couple out there.

39 days after my last post it seems like quite a lot has changed. Firstly, I am now officially a 21 year-old, which means I can finally go back to the US -I was never too keen on the idea that if you’re younger than 21 all you get is candy canes and unicorns-. Growing up and becoming an old grumpy woman aside, I took advantage of my lengthy stay in sunny Sicily to spend some time with my family at my countryside property where we’ve made pizza and Italian focaccia, rediscover my favourite restaurant -how could it be any different with a view like this- and getting pampered with mama Falanga at one of the local Spas. 

No, my Sicilian summer wasn’t just fancy dinners and walking around a Spa in a bathrobe: I also spent a considerable amount of time arranging my departure to the Alsatian city of Strasbourg and dealing with people back in the UK that just can’t do their job. 
Back to present, I am now under 20 days away from my departure and settling down with the love of my life  in France, and I’ve just booked a lovely mini-appartment in the historic centre where we will stay until we sign a contract for a house; all that is left to do is sort out the stuff I will be bringing. As I am only allowed one suitcase of 23kg, I will have to bring only a handful of clothes -which will probably be the hardest struggle- and severely cut down on my German tanks collection.
At the end of the day though, I miss that tool that answers to Jack far too much to care: whichever clothes I’ll bring, he’ll take them off in 2 minutes.

39 days after my last post it seems like quite a lot has changed. Firstly, I am now officially a 21 year-old, which means I can finally go back to the US -I was never too keen on the idea that if you’re younger than 21 all you get is candy canes and unicorns-. Growing up and becoming an old grumpy woman aside, I took advantage of my lengthy stay in sunny Sicily to spend some time with my family at my countryside property where we’ve made pizza and Italian focaccia, rediscover my favourite restaurant -how could it be any different with a view like this- and getting pampered with mama Falanga at one of the local Spas

No, my Sicilian summer wasn’t just fancy dinners and walking around a Spa in a bathrobe: I also spent a considerable amount of time arranging my departure to the Alsatian city of Strasbourg and dealing with people back in the UK that just can’t do their job. 

Back to present, I am now under 20 days away from my departure and settling down with the love of my life  in France, and I’ve just booked a lovely mini-appartment in the historic centre where we will stay until we sign a contract for a house; all that is left to do is sort out the stuff I will be bringing. As I am only allowed one suitcase of 23kg, I will have to bring only a handful of clothes -which will probably be the hardest struggle- and severely cut down on my German tanks collection.

At the end of the day though, I miss that tool that answers to Jack far too much to care: whichever clothes I’ll bring, he’ll take them off in 2 minutes.

I do not have much liking for Dolce&Gabbana: I in fact make sure that whenever I purchase anything from the brand - usually jewellery, belts and small leather goods alike - the logo is barely noticeable. I must although admit that this Fall/Winter collection is brilliant. I like the Sicilian touch that has been given to this campaign and I am absolutely in love with the bag at the bottom right corner: if only stereotypes always looked that fabulous.

I do not have much liking for Dolce&Gabbana: I in fact make sure that whenever I purchase anything from the brand - usually jewellery, belts and small leather goods alike - the logo is barely noticeable. I must although admit that this Fall/Winter collection is brilliant. I like the Sicilian touch that has been given to this campaign and I am absolutely in love with the bag at the bottom right corner: if only stereotypes always looked that fabulous.

After numerous obstructions and difficulties, I safely made my way to sunny Sicily where I have spent the last couple of days. As if packing all my stuff in three suitcases only wasn’t enough of a nuisance, I was also to pay £50 worth of excess luggage at the airport. After paying such a ridiculous amount for nothing, I had the chance to chill in the horrific gate area of Gatwick airport: needless to say that there was no wi-fi connection -that unless you were to pay for it, which seems quite queer to me after you’ve pretty much paid £400 for your single flight-  Once on the plane, I ended up sitting right next to some sicilian business woman-wannabe that was talking to me in English thinking I couldn’t understand Italian and bored me to death for the following three hours with her tales on the people she had worked with and how they found her really attractive, nice and good hearted - all of this in the most improbable English I had ever heard after the release of Borat, which led me to think that the 27 long years she’d spent in Australia hadn’t really helped -. Needless to say at this point, I despise airports with a passion, together with the bunch of tourists that have never a clue on where they are going and what they are doing, and always end up getting in your way and slowing you down.

Now that I am done with my rant about the flight, I can start ranting about the heat. I suppose that is very British of me, but I never seem to be happy with the weather: back in England I had to wear a jacket at all times, whist now I am boiling in a tank top and pair of shorts. My ideal temperature is about 20-25°C, that is when you can wear a short sleeves and perhaps carry a light jacket with you just in case: Sicily’s 35°C is definitely taking the piss. I went out with an old friend for a granita this morning, and I literally felt my make-up melting and drip down my face: it was god awful. A good aspect of being back in Sicily though is definitely the food: I had long forgotten the wonderful flavours of the land of my ancestors, and despite only having been back a couple of days, I already devoured heavy quantities of fish and linguine ai frutti di mare. And now, please do make a mental note the awful hairstyle and colour I have in the picture above, as you will never see them both again!!

PS: The picture above is a snapshot of my flowered balcony with our new Italian wind vane: even if they are to play England this Sunday, I will always support Italy.

I have spent all evening looking at housing in France, and now feel as excited as someone who’s got a good reason to be excited. Endless searches over the internet resulted in finding a lovely 50² flat located in the heart of Strasbourg’s city centre and, more importantly, it has a balcony overlooking rue de la Mésange, where I will lose myself inside the Gucci, Cartier and Hermès boutiques -at the expense of the boyfriend- or have a quick espresso in one of the street’s cafés. My picture selection falls on rue de la Mésange at night, all nicely lit by red and blue neons and divided by the tramway - I missed having a tramway in my city, it reminds me of when I was living in Italy -, and I now command September to hurry up so I can do all the above mentioned things on a daily basis (plus spontaneously going to Germany for the day and find out wether Angela’s hands are actually sticked together). I will be missing UK’s massive sales, but I assume that is the price to pay for wearing a béret and mocking the new French President in the poshest cafés in town.
OT. All my respect for those one million people who gathered by the Thames to assist to the Jubilee’s celebrations despite the awful weather and incessant rain, it is great to know that people still care about traditions.

I have spent all evening looking at housing in France, and now feel as excited as someone who’s got a good reason to be excited. Endless searches over the internet resulted in finding a lovely 50² flat located in the heart of Strasbourg’s city centre and, more importantly, it has a balcony overlooking rue de la Mésange, where I will lose myself inside the Gucci, Cartier and Hermès boutiques -at the expense of the boyfriend- or have a quick espresso in one of the street’s cafés. My picture selection falls on rue de la Mésange at night, all nicely lit by red and blue neons and divided by the tramway - I missed having a tramway in my city, it reminds me of when I was living in Italy -, and I now command September to hurry up so I can do all the above mentioned things on a daily basis (plus spontaneously going to Germany for the day and find out wether Angela’s hands are actually sticked together). I will be missing UK’s massive sales, but I assume that is the price to pay for wearing a béret and mocking the new French President in the poshest cafés in town.

OT. All my respect for those one million people who gathered by the Thames to assist to the Jubilee’s celebrations despite the awful weather and incessant rain, it is great to know that people still care about traditions.

Just thought I’d share an old picture I randomly stumbled upon whilst checking iPhoto: the lovely kitty is a stray cat I found wandering around my house during one of my stays in Panarea, Sicily.

Just thought I’d share an old picture I randomly stumbled upon whilst checking iPhoto: the lovely kitty is a stray cat I found wandering around my house during one of my stays in Panarea, Sicily.


On this day: 23rd March 1919.
Benito Mussolini, an Italian World War I veteran and publisher of Socialist newspapers, breaks with the Italian Socialists and establishes the nationalist Fasci di Combattimento, named after the Italian peasant revolutionaries, or “Fighting Bands,” from the 19th century. Commonly known as the Fascist Party, Mussolini’s new right-wing organization advocated Italian nationalism, had black shirts for uniforms, and launched a program of terrorism and intimidation against its leftist opponents.

On this day: 23rd March 1919.

Benito Mussolini, an Italian World War I veteran and publisher of Socialist newspapers, breaks with the Italian Socialists and establishes the nationalist Fasci di Combattimento, named after the Italian peasant revolutionaries, or “Fighting Bands,” from the 19th century. Commonly known as the Fascist Party, Mussolini’s new right-wing organization advocated Italian nationalism, had black shirts for uniforms, and launched a program of terrorism and intimidation against its leftist opponents.